In order to gift a Virgo satisfyingly, you must do some espionage. This is not impossible! It is merely difficult, time-consuming, and comes with a risk of catastrophic failure… all of which Virgo will appreciate if you manage to pull it off. However, if you’ve fallen deeply under a Virgo’s sway and feel desperate to impress them, you may remain determined to attempt the Olympic-level feat of surprising a Virgo with a gift they will truly love. They don’t want you to waste time and money on displeasing them they are quite happy to assist! Rather than a list of product links, that’s the only real suggestion I can give you here: ask your Virgo to choose their own gift, then procure it. We're talking cute pride socks, glitter rainbows, rainbow hearts, or if that’s not subtle enough for your Gemini, repeated rainbow rows declaring “GAY.” Other options are less colorful but allow for wordplay when purposely mismatched, such as “ GAY BITCH,” and “ I GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS’ can explain how your Gemini became a “ TROPHY HUSBAND” to anyone who catches a glimpse of their lower calves. ![]() The point is that Gemini need socks, and it is up to the rest of us to provide them.īecause this is Gemini, the socks don’t have to be boring. Think about your Gemini: when was the last time they bought socks for themself? Have they ever? Do they perhaps imagine that socks spontaneously periodically regenerate in drawers and piles on the floor? Maybe a Gemini actually did buy socks once… seven years ago, and they’re still wearing the same pair. It’s powerful stuff! And you know who really needs it? Gemini. When given as a gift, socks pack a double punch: they alleviate an immediate need and they eliminate the future mundane task of buying them for oneself. Socks wear out quickly in comparison to other garments, because of the whole literally-getting-walked-on thing. Every individual requires a lot of socks in their personal stash, due to frequent laundering and turnover. Socks are necessary protection from cold, blisters, and foot odor. Socks have a totally inaccurate reputation as a drab, unwanted gift. Taureans also appreciate offerings of robes, perhaps even a dressing gown! They will appreciate almost any bed/couch/body covering you offer them, as long as it’s comfortable, or at least really cute. While Taureans are known to appreciate the finer things, they aren’t necessarily price-tag snobs - it’s the quality of the product that’s important. I’m serious! Blankets are expensive! And that’s as it should be when they’re hand-crafted any full-size individually created quilt priced under $500 is a bargain! The toasty warmth of an insulated blanket comes at a cost, too. ![]() You need to bring Taurus a gift that they can use while they’re snuggled into the nest, and that’s not gonna be cheap! Fine jewelry, original art, weekend getaways to tropical locales - that’s the stuff that comes to mind when you think of expensive gifts, right? Only the truly discerning - those who properly value their rest - realize that the coveted present which really tests the limits of the one’s checking account is… a cozy blanket. The Tauruses have already retreated into their dens to hibernate for the winter they won’t emerge to complain about my generalizing until spring. ![]() There’s no point in avoiding the luxury-loving, comfort-prioritizing stereotypes here.
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